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    猪的缘分

          从很小的时候起,我就和"猪"有着很密切的联系了
     
          记得小时候,学校组织看电影,名字好像叫什么“天堂回信”,讲的是爷爷和孙子的故事,小孙子养了一只荷兰猪,被摔死了,看到这里时我和电影里的小男孩一同哇哇大哭,又由于我的名字里有个“兰“字吧,从此,我原本美丽的名字就变成了“荷兰猪“。其实荷兰猪并不是真正的猪,那是一种长得像小老鼠的猪。
     
          当然,从前朋友们不会把我和猪联系到一起,因为每个人都认为猪是胖胖的,我却很苗条。其实每个人都被我的外表蒙骗了,我有一个令我自己都害怕的秘密,有时候真的觉得自己像猪猪一样好吃懒做,每当有人问我最喜欢什么时,我会告诉他我最喜欢小狗,可事实上我头脑里第一个蹦出来的是红烧排骨,每当有人问我最喜欢做的事情是什么时,我可能会告诉他我喜欢旅游,看电影,因为我实在不好意思告诉人家我最喜欢吃完排骨以后躺成大字睡觉。曾经我把我的真实想法告诉过一个好朋友,他听过以后哈哈大笑并给我起了一个极其优雅的名字——魏宝娟(“喂饱“了,“圈”起来)
     
          上了大学,我有了一个形影不离的好朋友,她长得白白胖胖,高高幢幢的,于是我给她起了个可爱的名字——猪,我们每天在一起吃饭,睡觉,学习,玩,渐渐的,我们变得越来越协调统一,甚至她的单眼皮都变成了和我一样的双眼皮,有几次出去玩的时候,竟有人误认为我俩是双胞胎!当然,可喜的是,我竟然张高了2CM,而可怜的是,我变得越来越胖,越来越像她。。不清楚从哪天开始,她的名字变成了大猪,而我,成了“小猪”。
     
          毕业了,摒弃前嫌,当我决定隐瞒一切我有关猪的历史时,新朋友们仍然叫我猪猪,因为隐瞒了本性,却再也隐瞒不了像猪猪一样的体形了。
     
     

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    乌云 wrote:
    这段绕口令不错
    July 18
    Lan Mengwrote:
    小白了不是?荷兰猪——顾名思义就是一种猪,它是一种长得像老鼠而其实不是老鼠的猪而不是长得像老鼠而叫猪的老鼠不然它就叫荷兰鼠而不是荷兰猪了。。。
    明白了吗?
    July 18
    小晴 闫wrote:
    你脑子有问题还是我脑子有问题啊?你不是说“其实荷兰猪并不是真正的猪”么,怎么又接着说“那是一种长得像小老鼠的猪”呢?我怎么觉得你应该说“那是一种长得像猪的小老鼠”啊?
    July 18
    笨笨wrote:
    哈哈 魏宝娟,真有创意!
    July 16

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